Crash Amber

Pretty good week. Had Monday off and took Kayley golfing, for the first time. I think she had fun and she did pretty good putting and driving the ball. Played over at EdgeWood on Market in North Canton; it’s a nice 9 hole course kind short but good layout.

Took a trip to Fort Wayne on Thursday for some work related items. Nice trip minus the 3:15AM start time. But got everything fixed up and back in time to pick up the kid before the wife had work.

This weekend was crazy! Went over to Berlin Lake to hang with the family and attend a function Saturday afternoon. At about midnight I was feeling sleepy so decided to head to bed. Well my wife decided to stay up because we had a friend from out of town in. After having to much to drink they miraculously made it back to the camp site on the golf cart in one piece but after that it becomes a little sketchy; but goes something like this. .  . Dan and Amber pull into the camp site between 1:30am and 2:00am. Dan heads back to his site and amber sits on the golf cart, feeling to sick to move at the moment. When she finally decides to move she stands up and then passes out onto the gas pedal causing the golf cart to jump the railroad tie, drive over (through) the turkey fryer, and careen into the picnic table and push the picnic table into the deck.  Some time after that she flopped out of the golf cart and into the gravel and feel asleep unit my uncle found her.

At about 2:30AM they, my whole family, woke me up to try to help get her out of the golf cart; she moved to a sitting position from sleeping in the gravel sometime before I got involved. I sort of took one step back after receiving multiple threats, punches and kicks, to getting her backing into the gravel. After some more convincing my uncle and I managed to get her on to the deck where I proceeded to give up and gave her a blanket and a pillow. She remained there the rest of the night until about 7:30AM when she finally crawled into bed.

Now I thought about taking a picture and/or video but decided against it since I want to continue living. But my uncle Jeff decided against life and choose the after life the next time him and amber meet for posting the attached picture to facebook. Sure I’ll catch some aftermath for re-posting it and telling the story but, that’s just another weekend with the Snyder’s.

Sunday was uneventful. Outside of the obivously sick wife. I played golf, went to the grocery store and made homemade zucchini bread.

-B